The Coolest Thing

I am cooking up the freakin' coolest thing.

I'm not saying anything until it's done.

I am 99.9% close to unveiling the wicked coolness right here on this very blog.

One final detail is giving me trouble.

I suspect I'll have it outta the gate by the end of tonight...

Hold onto your hats dear readers, hold onto 'em tight.

A hurricane of coolness is about to blow in.